fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

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Timestamp: 1409327165

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

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tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Waving Hello to You [boredpanda]

Previously: Perfectly Timed Dog Photos

(via onemancabaret)

Timestamp: 1409271428

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Waving Hello to You [boredpanda]

Previously: Perfectly Timed Dog Photos

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blackpeoplewhitecats:

djbobbyfresh:

this would be fun as hell..

it would be fun until i launch myself into that car and shatter my spine 

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Timestamp: 1409271249

blackpeoplewhitecats:

djbobbyfresh:

this would be fun as hell..

it would be fun until i launch myself into that car and shatter my spine 

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sicklysatisfied:

▽ Are You Satisfied? ▽

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Timestamp: 1409270984

sicklysatisfied:

▽ Are You Satisfied? ▽

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